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I think it depends on what you mean by awesome. Personally I would have to say awesome because my idea of an awesome person includes the quality of using ones brains to the best (or at least making a damn good effort) of ones ability. Smart can mean all sorts of things as well. Although I grew up quite intelligent I made a whole lot of stupid mistakes/choices including using a lot of addictive substances that 'dummied' me up- unfortunately permanently. I may not be as smart as I once was but I'm a whole lot more awesome in recovery and I appreciate what brains I do have a lot more.
2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?
Now this all depends in the reaction of the animal. The issue of consent and how wrong beastiality is aside, if we are talking strictly physical and not emotional- I would have to say French kiss a cat. I get licked by my cats all the time but pleasure a frog? That involves genitalia right? And not of a French man?nope.
3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?
Hard one. I'm leaning towards Darth Vader because I have such a strong aversion to age play, but then again Victoria Jackson seems to get by just fine lol
4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?
Really? Do people really hate kids this much? Of course I would rather the cruise. Do you have any idea what a coal mine is like? How dirty and dark and dank and dangerous? Where's the fun in that? Kids in large doses may be annoying and I'd have to leave my toys at home but still its FREE people! Its the CARIBBEAN people! It's a CRUISE people!
5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?
Hands down obscene phone call to my mother . Especially because after the first couple she'd be ready and hang up anyway. I guess mainly because my mom and I are both females and she's been discussing sexuality with me (appropriately of course) my entire life, whereas even though my father and I were closer than her and I were, I kept all details of my sex life and my gynaecology to myself. Even though my dad and step mom were quite affectionate I look at my memories of my dad and absolutely none of them include him being horny to my awareness. I would be hurt and sad before revolted and disgusted - although I would be those as well if I were to receive horny text messages from him. Call me a wimp but I can handle pudding my mom off over inappropriate intimacy anyday
6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?
All my exes at once would be way more fun- there's only one that I can forsee aggression with the others would be a risk with and man would I ever LUV the attention! 5 guys on death row could be very interesting depending on their crimes and attitudes, although I'd have a hard time justifying me being there lol much easier with the exes- much lighter but I'm the type of woman that stays friends with her exes. The only one I have any issue with is the one I still carry a torch for and I'm sure that I'd be so damn nervous, trying not to cry, pee my pants or cream them; I'd be happy just to have the distraction and excuses of the presence of the others.
Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.
"What do you consider taboo and have you ever ventured into this territory ? Was it a great,good,bad or horrific experience?"