Tuesday, 23 October 2012

what you can expect in the days to come...

So, since several of you have so graciously joined my blog at this early date in its development, I thought i should give you an idea of what's coming up. Of course i want to do reviews as my main focus. reviews of a whole lot of sexy stuff -vibrators, dildos, kegel exercisers, bullets and eggs, light bdsm including restraints, floggers and collars, lingerie, books and dvds, lubes, stim gels, massage and bath products, the occasional beauty product or piece of sex furniture and perhaps something totally out there every once in awhile.

First on the agenda?
Cuban heels stockings by Coquette
FFE Vibrating 4.5" dildo
Icicles #24
FF Ocean (plus video)
Njoy Fun joy
Jimmyjane Form 6
Jopen vr2,3 &5
Tristan Taorminos Ultimate Kink
A Coquette demi cup bustier
Bamboo mens pajama bottoms
Pink Spunk Lube
Ocean Sensuals G Gel
Aslan Jaguar cuffs and ankle restraints
and many more...........

Plus I want to include a "Quest for the perfect clitoral stimulation gel" section
Give you more "tales from the trade"
and I will write up a sex toy materials section and try to keep a database of lube/bath and beauty products ingredients.

Watch Out for my BELATED GRAND OPENING EVOLVED NOVELTIES GIVEAWAY!!! you could win a Speeding Bullet or Roulette toy!

Thanx for sticking with me guys I'm learning the tech part as fast as I can and I appreciate your support.

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Why I love Ohhh Canada


So, since I began my journey into life with sex toys and products I have scoured the web for the best sources of everything from vibrators to tantra workshops. I have found several decent sites and a whole lot of crap. Internet buying is tough. Especially when it comes to sex toys and a few sites have sailed heads above the rest. A few of these I have had to forgo a relationship with simply because thy are American or British and I can't handle the shipping charges. The ones I am referring to are well known and I'm sure I will mention them at some later date. As my readers know, I began my sex toy reviewer apprenticeship on Edenfantasys and Eden has been good to me. Other blog posts I have written and will write toot Eden's horn but on this side of the border there are only 4 that are really in competition. Pink cherry Canada is great for their clearance sales but all round a website started by a woman named Katrina McKay sails heads above the rest for a number of reasons. First of all their customer service is impeccable. I bought my first web sex toy purchase from OHHHCANADA- the Lelo Gigi and though the toy turned out not to be compatible with my anatomy , my purchase turned out to bring something o my attention. A month or so after I bought Gigi I had trouble charging her. She would work for 10 seconds or so and then just die. Since Lelo is a luxury toy company, all of their products are under a fantastic warranty. If it breaks due to manufacturer fallacy in the first year they will replace the toy outright. If it breaks in 10 years they will honor a 50% off any Lelo purchase coupon. I was going to send the toy back to Lelo, but I decided to contact Katrina first ( and Katrina herself actually answered my letter!) much to my pleasant surprise not only did she offer to replace the toy herself ( saving me shipping it to Lelia home base in Sweden) BUT she offered me credit for ANYTHING on her web site!!, since I had problems with Gigi getting painfully caught on my pubic bone I jumped at the chance and since then timing was right - purchased a we- vibe 3 to be delivered to my friend for her wedding! Treatment like this alone would have kept me coming back. Then I read the fine print on OHHHCANADA and found out that they will honor return of ANY toy purchased from them - not just the luxury ones under warranty from the manufacturer. No one offers this - no one. Especially with no questions asked - I mean you wouldn't believe the things that some people will try with a sex toy!
But seriously there's another reason why I'm tooting OHHHCANADA'S horn- one that EVERY customer will be happy with- her prices are unheard of. Many toys are less expensive than on the sites of the manufacturers themselves. Think it's not much of a difference? Think again- she sells Lelo Gigi for $85 guess how much Gigi usually goes for online? $130! $200 retail!!! Even better? Leaf spirit-. An amazing rechargeable, waterproof, Eco friendly, silicone clitoral vibe $70 compared to $120 elsewhere. I have no clue how she manages to offer these prices I mean just a $20 cheaper price would put her on the map.
Plus Katrina has been supportive of me and my blog from day 1. My advice? Read my reviews and then hop on over to www.ohhhhcanada.ca They do have a $10 flat rate shipping charge but with prices like these who the hell cares! Neither OHHHCANADA  nor Katrina have paid Me or even asked for me to write this post . Yes I know it sounds like I'm a suck up and I guess I am - but a 100% sincere suck up!

Thursday, 18 October 2012

MY FIRST BLOW JOB!!!!(receiving!!) ***warning explicit

OMG I had an amazing new experience!  I got to find out what it's like to get your cock sucked!!

I had an appt. with a new client this week, involving a light bdsm kit, and gender play. When I arrived he was in a tight see thru strappy tank top, and see thru boyshorts. He quickly put on the collar I brought and we talked about his fantasies. The only request he had about what not to do was be verbally abusive- which I don't enjoy anyway so I happily agreed to it. After introducing him to the 2 bags of toys (mostly insertable vibes) that I brought and getting dressed up in a black satin and lace waist cincher by Shirley G, Leg avenue stockings and the sportsheets vibrating corset harness (review coming soon) we started to play. I got to play as a mildly dominant dom but my favourite part was when he got down on his knees and began to perform oral sex on the Tantus goddess dildo that I was wearing. I have always dreamed of wearing a strap-on, bending a sexy chick over and slapping her ass as I penetrated her- and I'm sure I will eventually accomplish this fantasy, but this was an experience I didn't realize I would love so much. Sexis has an article about this exact act by Mr. Sexsmith here. I didn't ask him to do it and I was already going back and forth between enjoying an idea of what it must feel like to wield a cock and at the same time feeling like a bumbling idiot who couldn't do a simple task right, when I looked down and saw him put the goddess in his mouth. I admit it- It was totally HOT!!! Granted, I couldn't actually feel his lips around it but I could see it and I felt a mix of my feminine power as well as a masculine.  My new thing is feeling safe enough to get off with my clients so the evening ended in mutual masturbation- come on, who doesn't want to get paid to jack off? Makes me feel like this is too good be true- I'm an agnostic, but I swear I wonder if in my last life I was a catholic? Cause I've actually been feeling guilty about accepting money when I'm cumming too! Next time he wants to add a third person to the mix but i'm not sure what gender I prefer- I'll keep you informed!