OMG no longer just bisexual- joined the ranks of the polyexperienced!!!

WOW!!! so I have this client who absolutely loves pegging. When we first met I walked in with a few toys, max size 6" as most of the guys who contact me are just beginning to try new things- It's part of why I love my job, because I get to see that same face I saw with 3 guys in high school- the look of lost virginity and pure bliss!!!! Anyway I walked in and there were around 6 dildos and a harness on a towel on the bed. They ranged from 5x4 to get this- a 10x5 and a 8x6.5!!!! Guy can take serious bone!!!! We have fun together and have such a good rapport that we spend time together just hanging out. Well this weekend he helped me fulfill one of my few fantasies ( I'm too much of a realist for fantasizing but I'm learning- more on this soon involving a certain old flame), that of a threesome with a transgendered person. I def have desires for sex with transmen and transwomen, which is where the term "polysexual" comes in. For those of you new to this terminology please read this awesome article on Sexis by Freud13 called a-cliff-notes-guide-to LGBT terms.
Okay well this woman whom we will call X and my client D arranged a meeting. My sloppy self gets ready and as usual arrives 15 minutes late. It was one of the nicest hotels in town and this woman has rates that match mine?! Anyway as soon as we walked in I knew she was a true professional. Within minutes she was making out with D. I instantly felt underdressed, I mean I was in jeans and a hoodie with a messy knot of hair on top of my head and this woman was dressed to the 9s in spike heels and a skin tight dress, perfume, hair and makeup impeccable, lighting,music the whole bit. I admit I was intimidated- not by her gender identity but simply by her professionalism. On one hand it was impressive and on the other a hindrance to my comfort level. I excused myself and went to the bathroom to freshen up as a nervous layer of sweat trickled across my back. A few minutes later I realized that D was nervous too when I heard him call out to ask if I was changing. I took it as a "Hey get back out here and help me" that he later confirmed.
Out of the bathroom I came in my fav trashy lingerie peek-a-boobies cupless chemise from Leg Avenue and some cuban stockings to go with. I still felt sweaty and out of place but then I| remembered that this was all for my client and that since it was her show she was in charge, by then I relaxed.
This woman had an amazing body, she was waxed from eyebrows to toes without a hair left behind and had THE nicest, softest, creamy, tanned skin I have ever felt.Because of my style of lingerie, boobs easily became the focus and we compared hers to mine with our tongues. Mine for once were not the firmest in the comparison as she had just had them done a few weeks prior. Turned out we both have sensitive nipples. I asked her not to bite mine but she did it anyway.That was the first time that I slightly noticed her dark side or her Dominatrix personality. X also has a dungeon and does offer services to submissives that are interested. Listening to her I'm sure she does quite well but I thought it may have been wise to find out if D and I were actually into a power shift or got off on being dominated to the extent that she let loose on us.

Touching her was incredible but we both became self conscious when we realized that she had a better body than me (except the boobs of course) and was more well hung than D.. With each others reassurance we got through the hour and accomplished oral sex - given and received by all off us to all of us.
WoW she was incredible with her mouth on my clit for a good 15 minutes so that I achieved those baby orgasms, one after another but not full blown. I gave them both oral attention but what else is new? D got to give his very first  blow job and I got to watch! I grabbed a Cal Ex Couture Inspire
and worked a powerful climax out as I saw her masculinity shine through for the first time (other than her big cock of course) as she thrust herself in and out of his mouth. Yup, just like an annoying man- paying or not she did the head grab, slam her cock down your throat as you gag thing, which I know the occasional woman does enjoy- especially in BDSM circles but if my boundary against it is not respected I have been known to end the blow job and maybe the whole session. For a first blow job- a head slammer none the less he did surprisingly well. I had to giggle when I caught  her dirty talk "Ya I'm going to put an ad on Craigslist, guys will be lining up around the block to see you in my dungeon boy- $20 a pop they'll pay to fuck your hungry mouth" $20????!!! Come on give the guy more than that!
After that we all took turns with penetration- his male with a penis, hers female with a penis and mine female with a fake penis (aka a strap on) and I must say that although she was a bit rough after I assertively expressed that I don't like em big and I don't like em harsh, she still was quite an experience. I will definitely be looking for more opportunities like this in the future and am just as open as ever to sex with transwomen and transmen in my personal life.
A nite well spent!

authors note- sorry for the quick ending but I found this post from a few months ago unfinished and found it too important to not go published, nor was I willing to adlib details that aren't fresh in my mind.

Trading/buying/selling used toys can be a safe, inexpensive alternative to shelling out exorbitant amounts of cash.

So...some people are down with trading and/or selling toys that they've tested that they haven't necessarily enjoyed ,or just simply don't need, to others who may appreciate them more. I am one of the people who loves opportunities like these. Sex toys, especially luxury toys can be hella expensive and shelling out big bucks ( i haven't been reviewing long enough to get toys worth over $50 for free) for toys that you end up not liking ( eg. The Je Joue FiFi) sucks. I currently have toys for sale or trade on edens classifieds and I have gained a ton of toys from the other contributors on Eden. My best deal yet was a $35 Jopen vr6 - a toy worth over $140 online and well over $200 retail. Unfortunately my anatomy rejected the shape of the vr6 but at least I got to see for myself what power horses the Jopen Vanitys are. Even better a few months later I traded the vr6 for a JimmyJane Form 2 which currently is in my top 5 fav toys! The Form 2 is also worth $140 so I seriously lucked out. So, Eden has a safety scale for the different types of materials that sex toys come in. At the top of the list, and my personal favourite is silicone, glass and steel. Next, at a rating of 9, are ceramic and wood ( which I have not tried yet and frankly have a bit of an aversion too but that's another story. Hard plastic is an 8 and still considered non-porous. The safety scale is all about how porous the materials are. If a toy is permeable ie. absorbent, then you run the risk of either a. transferring contaminants from orifice to orifice (which could result in a yeast or bladder infection or jock itch that you just can't get rid of)or b. possible STD transmission. As long as the toys are cleaned properly between uses (with antibacterial soap and water or a 10% bleach solution or commercial toy cleaner/wipes) toys with a rating of 8 or above are safe to share. They are also phthalates and latex free and hypoallergenic. It just makes sense to use a safe toy. If you don't like the rigidity of plastic, steel ,glass etc then stick with silicone which comes in many different textures and densities. Toys in the mid range (various combinations of materials including silicone hybrids, TPE and elastomer) are safer, but should still be used with caution. Then there's what I consider to be an evil material that is really only useful if you are not prone to yeast or bladder infections and plan on keeping the toy to use alone only, in your cooch(vagina)only and don't care if the material breaks down in a matter of months. Lots of people used to come into the sex shop I worked at and go straight for jelly. If I ever manage to open or run my own sex shop one day, rest assured I will sell very little if any jelly ( which is a 2) toys. Luxury toys use medical grade silicone which is really at home in your nether regions and depending on the finish can be used with or without lube, as long as its water based. When buying used toys (more often than not they've only been used once or twice and usually just for review purposes) make sure that you lean them properly before using, just like washing panties before wearing them. If your toy doesn't house a motor it can even be boiled or put through the dishwasher for sterilization. I had one member on Eden point out in a Would you buy a second hand toy? poll and thread that I started, that it's just like having a pap smear done by a doctor with a speculum that has been used on countless women. But, as you'll see if you click on the link above their ate a ton of different views on the subject and I don't feel like any are wrong. It really depends on what you are comfortable with. I wouldn't buy a second hand vibe as a gift though lol. I started this post originally to mention Adriana Ravenlust@ofsexandlove.com. She is also an Edenite and has a fantastic website which was in the top 100 sex blogs of 2011. Adriana recently posted on thetoy swap thread a ton of toys that she was giving away for nothing more than the price of shipping! I ended up with 12 toys in total for $40 valued over $600!!. An amazingly generous woman and awesome writer check out her blog and right now (July 2012) she's giving away a brand new icicles#5 dildo! Just go here